Famous people

Before ripping Horwich too much, we must remember that it is only a small part of the larger toilet bowl that it Bolton. But! Even though the average Boltoner has buck teeth and a "step" hair-cut, there have been some rather famous people from there:

• Peter Kay
• Vernon Kay... no relation
• Sara Cox
• Amir Khan
• Nat Lofthouse
• Paul Nicholls
• Sir Ian McKellan
  
• Lord Leverhulme
• Fred Dibnah
• Ronnie Iranie
• Henry Warburton
• Joseph William Foster
• Michael Bolton... just joking!

Now this brings me onto another one of Bolton's problems... insest. What that's outragious! I hear you say. Well tough, I'm the one with the microphone. But serious... think about it... if you cross Amir Khan and Peter Kay, you get a typical Bolton Bird! haha see - I told you it was true! :)